How is it possible that I haven't seen these magnets before? I think my favorite is "I had sex with my husband and all I got was this lousy kid" but they are all hysterical!
Quirkyalone*: A person who enjoys being single (but is not opposed to being in a relationship) and generally prefers to be alone rather than dating for the sake of being in a couple. Economist: A person who studies how people make choices under constraints. QuirkyEconomist: a quirkyalone who happens to be an economist.